Bolly Blog: 2/17/08

Bollywood and Business Emperors Shake Hands For A Game Of Cricket.

Sharukh , Priety Zinta , Ness Wadia, Vijay Mallya, and some of the big names in the world of business, sat together to bid the world’s best cricketers at the Indian Premier League player auction on Wednesday.

Players from team India, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, West Indies, Pakistan, Srilanka and Zimbabwe were auctioned in Indian Premiere League Style.

You must be wondering as to what all this means…………….Players from different countries will be representing, states of India.

Chennai, Hyderabad, Banglore, Delhi, Kolkata are all teams contesting against each other.. Indian Players cannot be auctioned,they will have to represent their hometowns.These teams are also called “Franchises”( Guess this iRenaming style of teams is the Bollywood Effect)

Bollywood superstars Sharukh Khan has bought Team Calcutta, Pretty Priety and Boyfriend Ness Wadia have brought Team Mohali.

It was actually funny seeing these top guns of India,bidding Cricketers. The top prices were cornered by Indian and Australian players - ranging from Indian skipper Mahendra Dhoni’s $1.5 million, $1.35 million to Australian allrounder Andrew Symonds and $950,000 to Indian bowler Ishant Sharma and $900,000 to Australia’s Brett Lee.
Well, looks like our bollywood stars and the other top business men are game for making more money in the name of “Love For Cricket”

Sharukh Khan and Priety Zinta have spent huge amounts in buying their franchises, and these people are real smart asses cause they are assured of big returns…………….trust me!!!! Real Fat Amounts.

“Cricket is played with a passion here. I don’t know if this will make money,” said Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan, who is part owner of the Calcutta franchise. “None of us here thinks it is small change. None of us are here to throw money. But it’s to try to create something. Just trying to create something makes me feel successful already.”

(Wow Sharukh You are one guy who knows to justify all your acts, making it seem so politically right )

Khan was excited by the atmosphere of the auction room. “I’ve got addicted to it now,” he said. “The franchisees are all good friends and there was an atmosphere of camaraderie and friendship, of sportsmanship inside.”

Priety Zinta, representing the Mohali Franchise was all excited, “We have Brett Lee, (Kumar) Sangakarra and (Mahela) Jayawardena,” she said. “I’m really excited. Wish us luck.”

The top paid player was Dhoni who was bid by the Chennai Franchise team owned by India Cements. He was paid a whooping amount of 6 crores.

Next we will hear about the Indian Cricket Team Bidding Bollywod actors for making the best movie.

Any guesses as to how much Sharukh will be bid for………Wow just imagine how much Amitabh and Aishwarya will be bid for ha ha ha.

Jokes apart, we wish Sharukh and Priety the world’s luck…….Do well guys.

Mallika Sherawat To Act As Jesus Christ’s Friend

Mallika Sherawat has been named among the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” list of the online AskMen magazine. Her plunging necklines and raised up hem lines have left many a mouths open out in wonder.

Her sensous body and sultry looks have left men asking for more.

Her movies are viewed with curiosity and wild excitement, one can see that wicked smile on a Man’s face when he is entering the theatre to watch a “Mallika Sherawat” Movie.

Is it the acting skills or the unmentionable skills!!!!!! that, actually thrills men:) She is considered to be “Pamela Anderson ” of the bollywood screen.

Sources reveal that Mallika will be trying out something different now, she will be acting the role of a friend of Jesus Christ in a hollywood flick.

Filmmaker Drew Heriot is coming up with a movie titled “The Aquarian Gospel” iwhich is about Jesus’s life between the ages of 13 and 30, a period not documented in the Gospels when legend has it he traveled through India, Tibet and Persia.

Mallika was chosen by Heriot, (who liked her work very much) to play the role of Saraswati- an indian yogi who befriends Jesus.

Well now what does Mallika have to say about this ????

The actress said it would be a challenge to bring to life her character as a female yogi in “The Aquarian Gospel”.

“I find that in most mythological and spiritual film stories, women seem to be lacking any true wisdom or a sense of humor,” Sherawat said in a statement released by her publicist.

“I look forward to bringing both of those qualities to this character.”

This movie is going to face a lot of trouble, as Christians will bull shit this whole concept. Heriot claims of supporting his story with facts.

I can already see the pope raising his finger against the movie !!!!!!